This is probably going to be the shortest post I’ll ever write on this blog, the reason being that I originally intended for this to be a tweet. However, my inner satirist felt compelled to share it with a wider audience, so here are three simple steps for staying happily single:
Step 1: Send the person you’re seeing a psycho “breakup” text when you’re menstruating
Step 2: Let the argument escalate to the point where you actually break up
Step 3: Convince yourself that it was never going to work anyways
For more sarcasm and satire, check out 12 things I learned from being on POF 🙂
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